A Christmas story........................................

[Mr.5150cbrn]

a cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike", the cop said.
Did Santa bring it to you?
" yes sir " the little girl said,he sure did!
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
'Give this to your dad, and next year, and next year tell Santa to put a reflector lite on the back of it!

well the young girl looked up at the cop and said, Nice horse you've got there sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?
' Playing along with the girl , he chuckled and answered, Yes, he sure did!
The little girl looked up at the cop
and said:
Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!

[High Voltage Mobile NJ]

hahahahhhahahaah awsome